Pinocchio
Pinocchio
Carlo Collodi
Geppetto, a
poor old wood carver, was
making a puppet from a tree branch. "You shall be my little
boy," he said to the puppet, "and I shall call you 'Pinocchio'."
He worked for hours, carefully carving each detail. When he
reached the mouth, the puppet started making faces at Geppetto. "Stop
that, you naughty boy," Geppetto scolded, "Stop that at once !"
"I won't stop !" cried Pinocchio.
"You can talk !" exclaimed Geppetto.
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Confession
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A guy goes inside the confessional and says:
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”“What did you do, my son?”
“Yesterday I was walking along the beach at
night, and I decided to explore a cave near the
shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I saw two
men having s*e*x.”“Oh, so you were the SOB with the flashlight?
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Christmas
christmas tree
1. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other
Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic
electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an
artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take
it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up
underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you
can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other
Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football
all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and
throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
10. You don’t have to please the Christmas tree’s mother.
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