A guy goes inside the confessional and says:
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“What did you do, my son?”

“Yesterday I was walking along the beach at
night, and I decided to explore a cave near the
shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I saw two
men having s*e*x.”

“Oh, so you were the SOB with the flashlight?

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Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
1. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other
Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic
electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an
artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take
it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up
underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you
can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other
Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football
all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and
throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
10. You don’t have to please the Christmas tree’s mother.
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• Every dark light is followed by a light morning. Malam yang gelap selalu diikuti pagi yang tenang.
• “A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It’s just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.” (Anonim) Artinya: “Patah hati adalah berkah Tuhan. Itu adalah cara Tuhan menyelamatkanmu dari orang yang salah.”
• “Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.” (Anonim) Artinya: “Terkadang aku ingin jadi anak kecil lagi, lutut yang terluka lebih mudah disembuhkan daripada hati yang tersakiti.”
• “Sadness flies away on the wings of time.” (Jean de La Fontaine) Artinya: “Kesedihan terbang menjauh dalam sayap-sayap sang waktu.”
• “Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.” (Lamartine) Artinya: “Terkadang jika kita kehilangan seseorang, rasanya populasi dunia berkurang.”
• “God is closest to those with broken hearts.” (Anonim) Artinya: “Tuhan berada paling dekat dengan mereka yang sedang patah hatinya.”
• “I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too.” (Missy Altijd) Artinya: “Aku tak mengerti mengapa mereka menyebutnya patah hati. Buatku rasanya setiap bagian dari ragaku patah semua.”
• “Giving up doesn’t mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.” (Anonim) Artinya: “Menyerah pada keadaan bukan berarti kau lemah; terkadang menyerah berarti kau cukup kuat untuk mengikhlaskannya pergi.”
• “Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.” (Eileen Mayhew) Artinya: “Biarkan air matamu mengalir. Biarkan air matamu membasahi jiwamu.”
• “Don’t cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won’t let you see the stars.” (Violeta Parra) Artinya: “Jangan menangis saat mentari pergi, karena air mata akan menghalangimu melihat bintang-bintang.”www.katagalau.com