A guy goes inside the confessional and says: “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What did you do, my son?” “Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a cave near the shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I saw two men having s*e*x.” “Oh, so you were the SOB with the flashlight? swinblogs.blogspot.com&nbs...

christmas tree Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 1. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 2. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 3. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 4. You can feel a Christmas tree before...

Every dark light is followed by a light morning. Malam yang gelap selalu diikuti pagi yang tenang. “A heartbreak is a blessing from God. It’s just his way of letting you realize he saved you from the wrong one.” (Anonim) Artinya: “Patah hati adalah berkah Tuhan. Itu adalah cara Tuhan menyelamatkanmu dari orang yang salah.” “Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than...