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Pinocchio Carlo Collodi Geppetto, a poor old wood carver, was making a puppet from a tree branch. "You shall be my little boy," he said to the puppet, "and I shall call you 'Pinocchio'." He worked for hours, carefully carving each detail. When he reached the mouth, the puppet started making faces at Geppetto....

A guy goes inside the confessional and says: “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What did you do, my son?” “Yesterday I was walking along the beach at night, and I decided to explore a cave near the shore. When I turned on my flashlight, I saw two men having s*e*x.” “Oh, so you were the SOB with the flashlight? swinblogs.blogspot.com&nbs...

christmas tree Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman 1. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 2. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 3. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 4. You can feel a Christmas tree before...